I guess this gives me a chance to post some classic coaching rants. Miranda and Michelle need to tell these cats to chill before they are grabbing their meds with shakin’ hands…pills and water spillin’ all over the floor.

See this is what I’m talking about. If a coach stepped up to the podium like this? I couldn’t help but to laugh my ass off. Sure he scared the shit out of people too. Uh…Go Blue?

This for you Jemele

Yo, this is me on March 8th when I hit the big Four O. My kids better run..trust

Dude got claps after going off on Jenni Carlson.

I’m with this coach all the way. Like Diddy says..Too much bitchassness in our kids

Coaches do not want to hear nothing from anyone slamming their seniors. They’ll give it to you every time if you do.

Sometimes coaches use the pressers as forums to “redirect their energy”. My sister does Mora the best fo sho. Imagine if this was Tony Dungy.

Herm just likes clowin’ cats. He needs to do a lot more of this in KC huh?

The funny thing is when you can almost see the switch flip in their minds. With the quarterbacks he’s had, Denny probably couldn’t believe he just lost to Rex Grossman.

Coach Chaney about to go Philly on Calipari. The former UMass coach stayed right behind the podium. He wanted none of that.

Now for the best ever…

Mo you don’t have to worry about stupid ass questions from me. I’m not leaving a press conference bloodied.

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Anybody want some wine?

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