Friday Fire: Brothas Who Is the Sexiest?

Fellas it’s been mad serious ’round these parts lately and I wanted to take a break from the bs that will still be bs come Monday. Who are the top ten sexiest ladies gracing the silver screen?

No disrespect to my baby girl because she’s badder than any chick on this list :)

I guess you know who my personal favorite is huh? Ya damn right it’s Stacey Dash. My goodness girl. My goodness. Just look at this picture.

Her voice, her eyes, her body.

She’s 42!

Yo there are chicks who would smash just on general principal.

Don’t get mad ladies. Miranda you can post a similar list if you so choose anytime you want.

Of course this is subjective. There are others I have in mind but here’s how my top ten, eleven twelve shapes up:

Halle Berry

Cat woman, Black woman is that woman!

Recently named Sexiest Woman of the Year by Esquire.

The Academy Award winner would normally be top down here but I just can’t overlook Stacey. What were the brothas thinking? Does she seem crazy to you? Crazy to me? Uh…

Nia Long

Nia is that next door backyard swinging on the swing dream. You know the one who made ya say Daaaaaaaaaamn when she walked by you with those candy eyes and your mind spoke to you saying oh my! She’s hood sexy. Boardroom sexy. Love sexy and here she’s mad TSF sexy. Talent wise I think she’s more than just a pretty face. Give her a meaty role Hollywood!

She can make any role fine as summer time cafe wine. Can I be ya brotha to the night Ms. Long?

Vanessa Williams

Brothas Vanessa still has it. Introduced to us all way back in 1983, she’s the one to become the next Lena Horne. She’s sang with the best of them, danced with class and has the drama game on smash. Back in 2000 when I was in LA to check out the Lakers vs. Black Pharaoh and the Timberwolves, I ran smack into her heading up the Staple Center Stairs. Man I haven’t washed since ;)

Alicia Keys

When you’re troubled, you just have to let it go because this is the life. Alica is softly beautiful and a truly amazing talent. How will her career end up? She smashed Smokin’ Aces and everything else she’s touched. The sky is the limit with Alicia for she’s just starting out. She keeps her clothes on too. That’s whassup.

Jill Scott

Not your ideal woman? Whatever. I can’t let that get in the way of what I’m feelin‘.

Man Jilly is Philly. What am I supposed to say here? She’s a baaad girl through and through. Smooth Jazz whispered in my ear drum and songbird fingertips on my soul. Mad woman to hold, voice so bold, sorry brothas…I’m eternally sold.

Angela Bassett

How can I forget Angela. She’s a strong sensuality, mixed with normalcy that probably led her to become Courtney’s soulmate. Courtney Vance landed a queen. Name a role where she wasn’t hot. I loved her in Strange Days because she didn’t take any shit from anyone in the movie. Gotta love it when your girl has your back like that.

Sanaa Lathan

The best friend you wanna…. Sanaa’s beauty transcends the definition. She’s more than a look. She’s a life. I don’t sense danger or evil in her eyes even when she’s strong island like this. Love and Basketball, Brown Sugar, Disappearing Acts, Blade, The Best Man, The Wood…because of her, they all were good.

Eva Mendes

This lovely has that beauty that will hold on to ya and not let go. All she has to do is sit there. She can talk if she wants, but it doesn’t matter. She’s ridiculous. From Out of Time to Training Day and Hitch…Eva is South Beach personified.

Taral Hicks

Taral first banged us in the head in A Bronx Tale. She put us six feet under in Belly. The scene when she was walking, bouncing…all her beautiful Blackness shining. Wow. She can sing too.

I wish you bluebirds in the spring….I wish you love. Ashley Judd just does it for me. It could be that she reminds me of a fine ass bartender named Julie that I used to know, but who cares? The Kentucky Wildcat is a very talented actress and the Eye of the Beholder put me on to the career of Ashley Judd. Good work Dario. Now stay alive for your woman please?

Mya Harrison

She wowed us in All About Me. Mya can perform, dance, rap, sing and act. She’s another talent that just needs that one big shot to get over the top. Her features smack you in the face…just watch it ’cause she might set you up.

144 Responses to “Friday Fire: Brothas Who Is the Sexiest?”

  1. Matthew Fudge says:

    Miz:

    What’s the book about? Or is that classified info?

  2. Mizzo says:

    My bad brotha. Definitely don’t want you to go Shaska on me. Chill…

    I can’t discuss it yet Matt, but I’ll let you know ASAP.

  3. Mizzo says:

    Ya’ll just took this post and ran it through seventies background music mud ;)

  4. Okori says:

    We wouldn’t have been at Shaska point. we would have been at Brickhouse Brown. :)

  5. Matthew Fudge says:

    Cool, Miz.

  6. Okori says:

    check your mail in a tick, Miz.

  7. Temple3 says:

    Wow. This is some horn dog thread – 107 comments. Damn!

  8. Matthew Fudge says:

    It was one of those days, Temple.

  9. Matthew Fudge says:

    I’m guaranteed to laugh every time I go back to this post. It should be in the TSF Hall of Fame.

  10. thebrotherreport says:

    I agree. LOL!!

  11. Mizzo says:

    Brothas stop. Let it go, just let it go. Keep the cobwebs on this post before the dark room DVD’s with the seventies music start playing again.

  12. thebrotherreport says:

    You mean the 70’s music with the glow in the dark zodiac poster the lava lamp and Vanessa Del Rio on the screen.

    Dag, My bad!

  13. Mizzo says:

    I’m going to hell for that vision Ron. Thanks bruh. I’ll appreciate it for eternity.

  14. Matthew Fudge says:

    Where’s my Ohio Players 8-track?

    “The way you walk…and talk…really sets me OFF!!”

  15. Mizzo says:

    The way you squeeze and tease, knocks to me my knees …

  16. Matthew Fudge says:

    Thought you didn’t wanna deal with any cobwebs, Miz.

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  18. Okori says:

    I am, after much soul-searching, adding two.

    Crystal Knight

    Lacey Duvalle.

    This topic for TSF HOF.

  19. thebrotherreport says:

    You have been officially enrolled in TSF 12 Step Indian Burn Prevention Program.

    :-)

  20. KevDog says:

    Matthew Fudge

    That Isley Brothers album was one of the greatest R&B albums of all top to bottem.

  21. Matthew Fudge says:

    Okori,

    Did wifey bring up the Japanese female oil wrestling? Priceless.

    Kev,

    You ain’t never lied.

  22. Mizzo says:

    I’m about to take this post out back and give it the business. Got something for the ladies tomorrow but I’m sure the fellas will enjoy it as well.

  23. Matthew Fudge says:

    Miz,

    I’m listening to “Fight the Power” right now. This for grown folks right here. Where’s my Crown Royal bag?

  24. Mizzo says:

    I don’t know about the bag, but the crown brown is right here bruh…

    Time is truly wastin’
    There’s no guarantee
    Smile’s in the makin’
    You gotta fight the powers that be
    Got so many forces
    Stayin’ on the scene
    Givin’ up all around me
    Faces full a’ pain
    I can’t play my music
    They say my music’s too loud
    I kept talkin about it
    I got the big run around
    When I rolled with the punches
    I got knocked on the ground
    With all this bullshit going down

  25. Matthew Fudge says:

    Can’t mess with you, Miz. The funny thing is I’m only 40.

    Switching to da Henny once the Crown is done.

  26. Mizzo says:

    We’re the same age bruh. That song would fill the entire neighborhood of Holy City in Chester, PA during the block parties. Damn I miss those days.

    Time is truly wastin’
    There’s no guarantee
    Smile’s in the makin’
    You gotta fight the powers that be
    I don’t understand it
    People wanna see, ya
    Those that got the answers
    Red tape in the way
    I could take you in easy
    That’s just half the fun, oh boy
    Seeking satisfaction
    Keeps me on the run
    I can’t play my music
    They say my music’s too loud
    I kept talkin about it
    I got the big run around
    When I rolled with the punches
    I got knocked on the ground
    With all this bullshit going down
    Time is truly wastin’
    There’s no guarantee
    Smile’s in the makin’
    You gotta fight the powers that be

    If you & I can – we got the power
    Fight it, got the power fight it……..baby, baby
    Fight it, fight the power

  27. Temple3 says:

    Crystal Knight always had it. Lacy had to go to The Body Shop. She’s got it now.

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  29. Okori says:

    and no… the girl did not tell me about Japanese Oil Wrestling. However…. she has helped me find some breathtakingly beautiful luchadoras and joshi stars. Faby Apache for instance. Laffy Taffy for weeks.

  30. Okori says:

    My Block Party jam on Brooklyn Avenue between Linden and Lenox was “Everyone Falls in Love Sometimes” by Tanto Metro and Devonte.

  31. MmaBrawl says:

    Skinny girls are ugly! They look sick!

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  33. Mizzo says:

    I cracked up reading this again. Funny, funny stuff. Thanks brothas…and sistas.

  34. Matthew Fudge says:

    I’m telling you, this should be in the TSF Archive Hall of Fame.

  35. Okori says:

    This needs to be in the TSF hall of fame.

    I could add more to the list but i don’t wanna.

  36. Mizzo says:

    Okori, do what you gotta do bruh. It’s cool.

  37. ronglover says:

    Since it’s been more than a year since the original post I say we do our 2nd Annual List.

    Okori/Mizzo – Make it happen!!!

  38. Matthew Fudge says:

    Breathlessly waiting. LOL

  39. Okori Wadsworth says:

    BAM! I’m bumping this.

  40. asia says:

    she gotta BIG butt

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