Friday Fire: Brothas Who Is the Sexiest?
Fellas it’s been mad serious ’round these parts lately and I wanted to take a break from the bs that will still be bs come Monday. Who are the top ten sexiest ladies gracing the silver screen?
No disrespect to my baby girl because she’s badder than any chick on this list 
I guess you know who my personal favorite is huh? Ya damn right it’s Stacey Dash. My goodness girl. My goodness. Just look at this picture.
Her voice, her eyes, her body.
She’s 42!
Yo there are chicks who would smash just on general principal.
Don’t get mad ladies. Miranda you can post a similar list if you so choose anytime you want.
Of course this is subjective. There are others I have in mind but here’s how my top ten, eleven twelve shapes up:
Halle Berry
Cat woman, Black woman is that woman!
Recently named Sexiest Woman of the Year by Esquire.
The Academy Award winner would normally be top down here but I just can’t overlook Stacey. What were the brothas thinking? Does she seem crazy to you? Crazy to me? Uh…
Nia Long
Nia is that next door backyard swinging on the swing dream. You know the one who made ya say Daaaaaaaaaamn when she walked by you with those candy eyes and your mind spoke to you saying oh my! She’s hood sexy. Boardroom sexy. Love sexy and here she’s mad TSF sexy. Talent wise I think she’s more than just a pretty face. Give her a meaty role Hollywood!
She can make any role fine as summer time cafe wine. Can I be ya brotha to the night Ms. Long?
Vanessa Williams
Brothas Vanessa still has it. Introduced to us all way back in 1983, she’s the one to become the next Lena Horne. She’s sang with the best of them, danced with class and has the drama game on smash. Back in 2000 when I was in LA to check out the Lakers vs. Black Pharaoh and the Timberwolves, I ran smack into her heading up the Staple Center Stairs. Man I haven’t washed since 
Alicia Keys
When you’re troubled, you just have to let it go because this is the life. Alica is softly beautiful and a truly amazing talent. How will her career end up? She smashed Smokin’ Aces and everything else she’s touched. The sky is the limit with Alicia for she’s just starting out. She keeps her clothes on too. That’s whassup.
Jill Scott
Not your ideal woman? Whatever. I can’t let that get in the way of what I’m feelin‘.
Man Jilly is Philly. What am I supposed to say here? She’s a baaad girl through and through. Smooth Jazz whispered in my ear drum and songbird fingertips on my soul. Mad woman to hold, voice so bold, sorry brothas…I’m eternally sold.
Angela Bassett
How can I forget Angela. She’s a strong sensuality, mixed with normalcy that probably led her to become Courtney’s soulmate. Courtney Vance landed a queen. Name a role where she wasn’t hot. I loved her in Strange Days because she didn’t take any shit from anyone in the movie. Gotta love it when your girl has your back like that.
Sanaa Lathan
The best friend you wanna…. Sanaa’s beauty transcends the definition. She’s more than a look. She’s a life. I don’t sense danger or evil in her eyes even when she’s strong island like this. Love and Basketball, Brown Sugar, Disappearing Acts, Blade, The Best Man, The Wood…because of her, they all were good.
Eva Mendes
This lovely has that beauty that will hold on to ya and not let go. All she has to do is sit there. She can talk if she wants, but it doesn’t matter. She’s ridiculous. From Out of Time to Training Day and Hitch…Eva is South Beach personified.
Taral Hicks
Taral first banged us in the head in A Bronx Tale. She put us six feet under in Belly. The scene when she was walking, bouncing…all her beautiful Blackness shining. Wow. She can sing too.
I wish you bluebirds in the spring….I wish you love. Ashley Judd just does it for me. It could be that she reminds me of a fine ass bartender named Julie that I used to know, but who cares? The Kentucky Wildcat is a very talented actress and the Eye of the Beholder put me on to the career of Ashley Judd. Good work Dario. Now stay alive for your woman please?
Mya Harrison
She wowed us in All About Me. Mya can perform, dance, rap, sing and act. She’s another talent that just needs that one big shot to get over the top. Her features smack you in the face…just watch it ’cause she might set you up.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
my 10:
1: Scarlett Johannsen.
2: Salma Hayek
3: America Ferrara (anything she does when she’s not in Ugly Betty she’s fine as hell.)
4: Monica Bellucci.
5: Gabrielle Union.
6: Gina Carano (MMA fighter)
7: Cristina Scabbia (singer in Italian band Lacuna Coil)
8: Trish Stratus (Fitness model)
9: Julie Lohre (fitness competitor)
10: Jennie Finch (Softball Player)
October 10th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
My top-ten list, in no particular order:
1) Buffie the Body
2) CoCo-T
3) Beyonce
4) Andressa Soares (Mulher Melanica)
5) Ki-Toy Johnson (where da HELL did she go??)
6) Scarlett Johannssen
7) Tasha Smith (a woman who can fight is mad sexy to me)
9) Toni Braxton
10) Tatyana Ali
October 10th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Diverse list Okori.
Damn Matt Fudge…Buffie the Body up top! You sure you can handle that bruh? What did happen to Ki-Toy?
October 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Hell yeah!! You know I’d need two hands (trying to keep it clean).
October 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Notice anything about my list? Not a single one, from 1 to 10, is skinny… at all.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
That’s right, Okori. Thickness must be appreciated.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
ROTFLMBAO.
I thinking about a Chunky Bar…I like ‘em THICKERER - just like the Fudge, Fury and Executioner.
(By the way, if you ever use that name for your Blog, I want credit.)
October 10th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Here we go….except for #1 This is a random order…
1. Stacey Dash
2. Vanessa Williams
3. Alicia Keyes
4. Eva Mendes
5. Trish Stratus
6. Lisa Raye - NO ONE LISTED DIAMOND FROM PLAYERS CLUB!!!!
7. Leyla Millani - former WWE Diva now on Deal of No Deal
8. Kristal Marshall - former WWE Diva
9. Alicia Quarles - she appears on Fox News and she is STILL FIRE
10. Ice La Fox - not even ashamed to say…in a perfect world LMAO
October 10th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Cevidence:
I’ve gotta say — you’re #10 is a 10.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Know what? I wanted to list several of Ice’s contemporaries, but I didn’t wanna put my business in the street.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
In no particular order:
1. Eva Mendes
2. Selma Hayek
3. Nia Long
4. Sally Richardson
5. Angela Bassett
6. Mary J. Blige
7. Sanaa Lathan
8. Jill Scott
9. Kerry Washington
10. Cherokee (Two hands for sure!!!)
October 10th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Wait a minute - nobody mentioned Vivica Fox?? How does that happen?? I sentence every brother on this post to rent the first season of “Seinfeld” and “Friends”.
God help us if Cherokee and Buffie ever did a video together. I might start crying out of sheer gratitude.
October 10th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
the top 10 Wrestling Smash Objects of all time:
1: Dark Journey
2: Trish Stratus
3: Miss Elizabeth (RIP)
4: Mickie James
5: Melina Perez
6: Victoria
7: Becky Bayless
8: Sara Del Ray
9: Salinas
10: Dawn Marie
October 10th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Kim Kardashian has to be on the list, too. Man, I gotta focus.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Not so much with Kim Kardashian. But give me (and I’m puttin my own business out in the street here) Gianna Michaels and I’ll be alright.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Ok, I gotta get in on THIS action fo sho!
Gentlemen…IN order:
1.) Vida Guerra
2.) Kim Kardashian
3.) Selma Hayek
4.) Lisa Raye
5.) Eva Mendes
6.) Tatyana Ali
7.) Vanessa Williams
8.) Keisha Knight Pulliam (fellas, Rudi done growed up!! whew!)
9.) Alicia Keys
10.) Gina Carano (like Fudge said, a woman who can fight is mad sexy)
October 10th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Gianna Michaels?
October 10th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I think her, Coco T, Buffie the Body, et al should have there own list.
Best “Built Like A Brick Sh**house”
Oh! And i forgot my Honorable Mentions: Kenya Moore and Garcelle Beauvais (the Playboy spread did it…whew!)
October 10th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
“Know what? I wanted to list several of Ice’s contemporaries, but I didn’t wanna put my business in the street.”
You cats are funny. Never mind Okori lol
I’m officially a computer geek.
October 10th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
I love this…I am a once in a few months poster (and often I thrashed for my comments) but I want to join in.
In no particular order
Eva Mendes
Ciara
Jessica Alba
Jessica Biel
Beyonce
Stacey Dash
Alicia Keys
Ashanti (have you seen her lately? Thickness personified)
Courtney Devine (the Ice posts set me free)
Kate from Lost
Christina Milian
Oops, that’s 11…..
October 10th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Kenya Moore! Oh man.
When I think of lonely college nights, I think of Kenya Moore…lol
GOOD ONE
October 10th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
You forgot to add ME! Can I squeeze in there between Saana and Eva?
October 10th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Yeah I met Kenya Moore this summer. She’s real chill. Has a movie coming out soon.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Yes you can baby girl! But only when you put on one of those dance floor faces
October 10th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Best “Built Like A Brick Sh**house” List (y’all ain’t ready!)
Coco T
Buffie the Body
Cherokee
Ms. Cleo
Flame
Ki-Toy
Ms. Scarlett
Skyy Black
Pinky
Gianna Michaels
Sara Jay
Holly Halston
Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go to the altar and repent!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
1. SERENA WILLIAMS
2. LAILA ALI
3. JANET JACKSON
4. HALLE BERRY
5. GABRIELLE UNION
6. NIKKI “HOOPZ” ALEXANDER
7. KELLY ROWLAND
8. ANGELA BASSETT
9. KELLITA SMITH
10. KERRY WASHINGTON
October 10th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
no need to put the shouty caps on.
and one addendum to the Wrestling Smash Objects list:
Victoria in WWE. that girl is BAD
October 10th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Is it me, or does Serena have this closeted S & M vibe goin’ on (I ain’t mad at her, but still)
October 10th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
My girl would have freaked because how can you not have Serena without that catsuit shinin’.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Oh, my damn!!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Miz, I’ll personally set the Unicron’s house on fire for you. Just say the word! LOL
October 10th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
It’s speakin’ in tongues right now, I swear to God!!
October 10th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I know I’m gonna get shot for saying this… but Serena never did it for me.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
(shaking my head for Okori)
October 10th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
hey whaddya want? She just never did. I mean…. she’s attractive sure but on my top ten? not really.
October 10th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Hey man don’t feel bad she’s got a hell of a body.
http://www.thermocaster.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/serena.jpg
But when you put her up against theses lookers, it’s no contest.
http://www.montserratreporter.org/Serena%20Williams_USO.jpg
October 10th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Choose weapon, apply blindfold
October 10th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Y’all ain’t ready for part 2!
Coco T
Buffie the Body
Cherokee
Ms. Cleo
Flame
Ms. Scarlett
Skyy Black
Pinky
Gianna Michaels
Sara Jay
Holly Halston
Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go to the altar and repent!
October 10th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
And Matthew after Coco-T Mizzo will have NO
October 10th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
idea who you’re talking about.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
That’s what Google is for.
October 10th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
1. Jill Scott
2. Stacy Dash
3. Lynn Whitfield
4. Venus & Serena
5. Susan Sarandon
6. India Aire
7. Rosie Perez
8. Gaberille Union
9. The Kardashian sisters (I like big butts and i can’t lie)
10. Stephanie Mills
October 11th, 2008 at 12:53 am
i just want 2 kno where u pull Taral Hicks from??? i ain’t seen her since Belly…n my friend loves Mya. She reps DC well, n she was cool 2 interview during WNBA All-Star Weekend last yr, but real talk Mizz if she aint got tht 1 big shot yet, she ain’t goin get it.. i ain’t a h8r tho, my love is like whoa, tht video can help sisters out…..lol….wht no love 4 ms. diahann carroll?
October 11th, 2008 at 1:24 am
HAHA Matthew you a trip man.
I like all you kats list but here is mine.
1. Bria Myles (beautiful thickness)
2. Buffie the Body
3. Melissa ford
4. Alicia Keys
5. Victoria Dillard (sista from the movie deep cover)
6. Kenya Moore
7. Keisha Knight Pulliam
8. N’Bushe Wright (sista from blade I straight beautiful)
9. Nona Gaye (marvin gaye daughter is fine as he!!)
10. Ki-Toy Johnson
Honorable mentions: Beyonce, Kelly Rowland, Serena, ANGELA BASSETT, Nia Long, Regina King, Rachel True, Dawnn Lewis, Jada Pinkett, Ajai Sanders, Cree Summer Kisha Cole.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Matthew says
Y’all ain’t ready for part 2!
Coco T
Buffie the Body
Cherokee
Ms. Cleo
Flame
Ms. Scarlett
Skyy Black
Pinky
Gianna Michaels
Sara Jay
Holly Halston
HAHA I hear you man
But how in the world didn’t you include my baby Roxy Renolds
LOL!!!!
She needs to be at the top of the list.
Along with new comer Kandi Lixxx
HAHA……….I need to go to church on Sunday!!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Matthew your part 2 list is good.
But how in the world didn’t you include my baby Roxy Renolds
LOL!!!!
She needs to be at the top of the list.
Along with new comer Kandi Lixxx
HAHA……….I need to go to church on Sunday!!!!
October 11th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Oh and Matthew what about Lucious Louis??
oooops I am talking too much……
October 11th, 2008 at 3:18 am
Here’s mine:
+1. Beyonce’-I luvs that one
2. Rhianna
3. Angela Bassett
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Gabrielle Union
6. Jada Pinkett-Smith
7. Jennifer Tilly (check out Bound)
8. Vanessa Williams
9. Theresa Randle
10. Queen Latifah (that thick ‘un cleans up real good)
Hall of Fame: Sophia Loren, Dorothy Dandridge, Ja’net DuBois
October 11th, 2008 at 3:25 am
My underground ten (ya’ll know what I’m talkin’ about here)
1. Pinky
2. Scarlett
3. Ice La Fox
4. Persia
5. Bootylicious
6. Red Pashun
7. Vanessa Del Rio
8. Deja
9. Vida Guerra
10. Cherokee
October 11th, 2008 at 4:00 am
I got two more…ummm…undergrounds for you….
Diamond Legacy and Carmen Jones…my ALL TIME winner right there…
N Origin….since when Vida G been ummmm “ahem” underground?
October 11th, 2008 at 5:24 am
I have to say that there are some underground and mainstream “stars” that I think are fine
1. Nina Hartley (still hot and sexy at 52)
2. Vannessa Blue ( that beautiful chocolate body)
3. Janet Jac Me
4. Midori
5. Jody Watley
6. Jaquar Wright
7. Helen Mirren
8. Troy Breyer
9. Joyce Kennedy
10. Sheila E.
October 11th, 2008 at 5:27 am
Wow, you got me with Helen Mirren but a damn good choice. For any that don’t know check her out back in the I, Claudius and Excalibur days. Hell, she still had it going on in that movie she did with Cuba Gooding a few years back.
Nina Hartley is still nice to this day. Something to be said for doing what you truly love for a living.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
You guys are a trip!
Miz,
What about us ladies?
1. Chris Webber
Nuff said LOL!
October 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
All y’all need to go to church Sunday!!
October 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Michelle say the word and I’ll do something for the ladies but you all gotta do the fella descriptions. No haps here sista. I’m all about the sugar and spice.
Yo man, you cats and your undercover broads!
Damn my computer needs a cold shower after the names you all told me to Google.
Man! LOL
October 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Don’t know how I forgot Bootylicious, Ms. Deja and Ava Lauren.
Mizzo:
You know we get the bootlegs from Hustle-man on the block. Don’t act like it’s just me!
October 11th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Can’t forget Delicious either.
Or is her name london.
Oh and I forgot about that fine sista Chrystale Wilson (ronnie from Players club….straight stallion). Might have to move her to my top ten.
CEvidence Vida Gurera ain’t been underground since the camera pictures dropped of her being bukked naked and shaking that laffy taffy.
Heck even the game made a song about her.
October 11th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
All man I forgot about my baby Syleena Johnson. Boy I love that sista she is absolutely gorgeous.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
LOL….ok Mizzo! I’ve been on vacation, just got back. I swear, gone one week and the mice are electric sliding all over the damn place!
October 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
que? we’re not mice. It’s all Fudge’s fault. he drove us all out onto the street with our business, trading DVD’s and such.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
Sista Michelle.
The so called mice weren’t just electric sliding. They (we) were moon walking, pop locking, tootsie rolling and cabbage patching all up and down the street.
October 11th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Up in this piece getting our jam on like Morris day.
LOL!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFZ8fiEPLCg&feature=related
October 11th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
i GOT SOME MORE LADIES FOR YA
1. Darlene Ortiz - Ice -T ex lady
2. Tracey Reed - Mona in Car Wash
3. Cat Glover
4. Kim Bassinger
5. Mel B
6. Kim Fields
7. Sommore
8. Chante Moore
9. Lark Voorhees
10. Grace Jones ( I like them freaky sexy sistas)
October 11th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
I swear to you, Eric, on all that it is holy… I was with you till #10. seriously? Some of the girls on my Wrestling list are finer than Grace Jones. Hell CHYNA is finer than Grace Jones.
October 12th, 2008 at 12:06 am
and for the white boys on the boards we were dancing to this like it was 1997.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UDH2QeLdLM
October 12th, 2008 at 12:43 am
HAHA I hear you Okori.
I just thought you were dancing to my boys Phil Collins or Billy Joel in the late 80s.
Its all good though…….
October 12th, 2008 at 12:48 am
Grace is crazy as hell and she has a kicking body Okori and Grace has always had those striking features check out Boomerang or her early modeling pictures. I love sistas regardless if they are dark, light, or damn near white if a sista is fine she’s hot.
And one more fine sista That I love TACCARA !!!!! and if you don’t know you better check this fine sista out.
http://thefabuloustoccara.com/
October 12th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Dang Eric I forgot about Taccara. Sista is straight fine as wine.
October 12th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Grace Jones always scared me. I was too busy running in the other direction to think she was sexy. I do think Taccara is fine.
and Mizzo….. google Trish Stratus. Your comp will feel better.
October 12th, 2008 at 5:14 am
Miranda, Origin,
That’s what I like most about TSF. You guys keep me laughing!
October 12th, 2008 at 9:53 am
LOL Miranda I just read your comment. I can’t get that picture out of my head! lol. Imagine the meces doing that. Wow.
Welcome back. I hope you had a relaxing time. Where’d you go?
October 12th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I forgot Toccara too?! Getting older sucks!!
Okori:
Don’t even try it!! LOL
October 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
try what? I’m still trying to finish an audit, and trying to figure out how to explain to my girl why it is i’m watching japanese women’s wrestling. it’s a hard life.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
GOOD LAWD!!!! SHE JUST MADE 1-10 ON MY LIST!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Okori, I bow before you.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Fellas you are gonna get me killed. I’ve been hearing it from my girl all weekend and you’ve turned this post into an undercover love fest. Damn you all! Who went to church?
AG suggested Megan Fox at the Sixers game and I must agree. Her eyes are crazy.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I went.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
I’ll be the first to say that I did not. Messin’ w/y’all all weekend, I couldn’t walk into the Man’s House w/”stuff” fresh on my mind.
You’re all heathens.
Now I’ve gotta update my video library.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
BTW, I didn’t see Jennifer Hudson on anyone’s list either. That ain’t right.
Jordan Sparks is hot, but she’s barely legal. Don’t need Chris Hanson popping up outta nowhere.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Matthew how’d you feel when you took yo ass to church with all that sizzle on ya mind?
October 13th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Yes nothing underage please!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Sizzle. LMAO!!!
October 13th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Miz, thank God for His grace and mercy. I knew I wasn’t right.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
I didn’t have to go to church. my girl helped me pick my undercovers out thank you very much.
and no bowing necessary. I’m just waiting for Mizz to remember that there is a challenge that he owes me.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I can’t help it fellas Janet Jacme, Vanessa Blue, and Nina Hartley are great “ACTRESSES” and have contributed to pleasure of millions.
Vanessa Blue
http://www.clubvanessablue.com/home.php?nats=fsl:signup:CVB,0,0,0,0
Janet Jacme
http://www.janetjacme.net/start1.htm
October 13th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
and i’m adding one more: Christina Hendricks. look that girl up. she is fine.
October 13th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Okori this is for you. I’m feeling pretty nostalgic today.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4IBMA_en___US226&q=one+man+gang+wwf&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#q=one%20man%20gang%20akeem&emb=0
October 13th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
TBR I see you that and raise you this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTSr6iZd8xs
October 13th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Can’t pull up youtube at work gotta try it later on.
Lookin back on the OMG/Akeem, that was some racist stuff. Slick was my boy though. And I thought OMG had the best name for a finishing move - the 747.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
You want Racist WWE stuff? How does Saba Simba sound? Or calling an olympic-level powerlifter Sexual Chocolate, having him date an 80-year-old white woman who gives birth to a hand, or call him the Silverback Gorilla?
October 13th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Yeah I’m still ticked about the whole Mae Young thing.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
i think everyone still is.
THat is why I hardly ever watch WWE. I prefer ROH and the indies instead.
October 13th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Okori, your girl is keepin’ it pimpin’!!
October 13th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Well, first of all, beautiful ain’t necessarily sexy although it helps.
The women whose images we see in Hollywood, black, white, Asian, Latina, or whatever, are, by and large simply beautiful. Depending on the day, i might give an entirely different lineup.
But I will say this, the women who do porn videos are far and away the sexiest to me because they’re by and large, young, very good looking to stunningly beautiful, they have enormous sexual drives and few if any of the inhibitions that are pushed upon women as a group by a society that glorifies violence but is scared to death and threatened silly by a woman using her sexuality as a source of power and pleasure.
Yeah, I’ll be melted by the stunning beauty of Jessica Alba, Megan Good, Jennifer Connolly and Scarlette Johannson, but give me Angel Dark, Teagan Presley, Adrianna Sage and Chiquita Lopez any day of the week. At least for one encounter.
October 13th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Give me Janet Jacme and Vanessa Blue anytime, those two women are sexy.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Matthew Fudge I can’t believe I forgot about Jennifer Hudson. Yes the sista is beautiful.
Oh and Mizzo heck its hard to go to church now a days anyway. Some of these fine sistas wear the same clothes they had on at the club on Saturday night to church on Sunday mornings.
Now how are you gonna be able to focus on the lord on Sunday Morning when the sista next to you and in front of you got on a club outfit with her laffy taffy sticking out.
Sometimes I think I’m better off just staying at home and watching church on TVone.
Got to remember that the flesh is weak.
LOL!!!!
October 14th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Ya’ll buggin’. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Three things:
1. Kevdog, you thought a LOT about that. not saying it as a good or bad thing. just saying it.
2. Not to derail this subject, because it’s fun, but hey Mizz…. did you forget about the challenge you accepted?
3: If we’re including undercover girls I’m gonna go with Jewel De’Nyle and walk the hell out of here.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Nah I haven’t forgotten Okori. I apologize. This book is deservedly taking up a lot of my time. No free moments here.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
oh ok. cuz I was thisclose to like getting…… REALLY annoyed.
cuz most of that stuff is on the internet at this point.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Miz:
What’s the book about? Or is that classified info?
October 14th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
My bad brotha. Definitely don’t want you to go Shaska on me. Chill…
I can’t discuss it yet Matt, but I’ll let you know ASAP.
October 14th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Ya’ll just took this post and ran it through seventies background music mud
October 14th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
We wouldn’t have been at Shaska point. we would have been at Brickhouse Brown.
October 14th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Cool, Miz.
October 14th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
check your mail in a tick, Miz.
October 14th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
reply sent
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Wow. This is some horn dog thread - 107 comments. Damn!
October 23rd, 2008 at 8:40 pm
It was one of those days, Temple.
November 6th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
I’m guaranteed to laugh every time I go back to this post. It should be in the TSF Hall of Fame.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
I agree. LOL!!
November 6th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Brothas stop. Let it go, just let it go. Keep the cobwebs on this post before the dark room DVD’s with the seventies music start playing again.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
You mean the 70’s music with the glow in the dark zodiac poster the lava lamp and Vanessa Del Rio on the screen.
Dag, My bad!
November 6th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I’m going to hell for that vision Ron. Thanks bruh. I’ll appreciate it for eternity.
November 6th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Where’s my Ohio Players 8-track?
“The way you walk…and talk…really sets me OFF!!”
November 6th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
The way you squeeze and tease, knocks to me my knees …
November 6th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Thought you didn’t wanna deal with any cobwebs, Miz.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWqZOHnI8Rk
November 7th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
[...] you men won’t let the Top Ten Sexiest chill on ice, I thought I’d take this opportunity and turn your attention to music. Who makes [...]
November 13th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
I am, after much soul-searching, adding two.
Crystal Knight
Lacey Duvalle.
This topic for TSF HOF.
November 13th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
You have been officially enrolled in TSF 12 Step Indian Burn Prevention Program.
November 13th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Matthew Fudge
That Isley Brothers album was one of the greatest R&B albums of all top to bottem.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Okori,
Did wifey bring up the Japanese female oil wrestling? Priceless.
Kev,
You ain’t never lied.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:19 am
I’m about to take this post out back and give it the business. Got something for the ladies tomorrow but I’m sure the fellas will enjoy it as well.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:28 am
Miz,
I’m listening to “Fight the Power” right now. This for grown folks right here. Where’s my Crown Royal bag?
November 14th, 2008 at 12:41 am
I don’t know about the bag, but the crown brown is right here bruh…
Time is truly wastin’
There’s no guarantee
Smile’s in the makin’
You gotta fight the powers that be
Got so many forces
Stayin’ on the scene
Givin’ up all around me
Faces full a’ pain
I can’t play my music
They say my music’s too loud
I kept talkin about it
I got the big run around
When I rolled with the punches
I got knocked on the ground
With all this bullshit going down
November 14th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Can’t mess with you, Miz. The funny thing is I’m only 40.
Switching to da Henny once the Crown is done.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:49 am
We’re the same age bruh. That song would fill the entire neighborhood of Holy City in Chester, PA during the block parties. Damn I miss those days.
Time is truly wastin’
There’s no guarantee
Smile’s in the makin’
You gotta fight the powers that be
I don’t understand it
People wanna see, ya
Those that got the answers
Red tape in the way
I could take you in easy
That’s just half the fun, oh boy
Seeking satisfaction
Keeps me on the run
I can’t play my music
They say my music’s too loud
I kept talkin about it
I got the big run around
When I rolled with the punches
I got knocked on the ground
With all this bullshit going down
Time is truly wastin’
There’s no guarantee
Smile’s in the makin’
You gotta fight the powers that be
If you & I can - we got the power
Fight it, got the power fight it……..baby, baby
Fight it, fight the power
November 14th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Crystal Knight always had it. Lacy had to go to The Body Shop. She’s got it now.
November 14th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
[...] here and blow up this post like all those hound dogs (You Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yays) did the ladies. Where you at [...]
November 14th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
and no… the girl did not tell me about Japanese Oil Wrestling. However…. she has helped me find some breathtakingly beautiful luchadoras and joshi stars. Faby Apache for instance. Laffy Taffy for weeks.
November 14th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
My Block Party jam on Brooklyn Avenue between Linden and Lenox was “Everyone Falls in Love Sometimes” by Tanto Metro and Devonte.
December 11th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Skinny girls are ugly! They look sick!
June 8th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
[...] wants PC’s to come with anti-porn software? I guess they better not read this huh fellas? Yeah, ya’ll got crazy at the end. Funny stuff. [...]
June 8th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
I cracked up reading this again. Funny, funny stuff. Thanks brothas…and sistas.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
I’m telling you, this should be in the TSF Archive Hall of Fame.
June 9th, 2009 at 1:47 am
This needs to be in the TSF hall of fame.
I could add more to the list but i don’t wanna.