Friday Fire: Brothas Who Is the Sexiest?
Fellas it’s been mad serious ’round these parts lately and I wanted to take a break from the bs that will still be bs come Monday. Who are the top ten sexiest ladies gracing the silver screen?
No disrespect to my baby girl because she’s badder than any chick on this list 
I guess you know who my personal favorite is huh? Ya damn right it’s Stacey Dash. My goodness girl. My goodness. Just look at this picture.
Her voice, her eyes, her body.
She’s 42!
Yo there are chicks who would smash just on general principal.
Don’t get mad ladies. Miranda you can post a similar list if you so choose anytime you want.
Of course this is subjective. There are others I have in mind but here’s how my top ten, eleven twelve shapes up:
Halle Berry
Cat woman, Black woman is that woman!
Recently named Sexiest Woman of the Year by Esquire.
The Academy Award winner would normally be top down here but I just can’t overlook Stacey. What were the brothas thinking? Does she seem crazy to you? Crazy to me? Uh…
Nia Long
Nia is that next door backyard swinging on the swing dream. You know the one who made ya say Daaaaaaaaaamn when she walked by you with those candy eyes and your mind spoke to you saying oh my! She’s hood sexy. Boardroom sexy. Love sexy and here she’s mad TSF sexy. Talent wise I think she’s more than just a pretty face. Give her a meaty role Hollywood!
She can make any role fine as summer time cafe wine. Can I be ya brotha to the night Ms. Long?
Vanessa Williams
Brothas Vanessa still has it. Introduced to us all way back in 1983, she’s the one to become the next Lena Horne. She’s sang with the best of them, danced with class and has the drama game on smash. Back in 2000 when I was in LA to check out the Lakers vs. Black Pharaoh and the Timberwolves, I ran smack into her heading up the Staple Center Stairs. Man I haven’t washed since 
Alicia Keys
When you’re troubled, you just have to let it go because this is the life. Alica is softly beautiful and a truly amazing talent. How will her career end up? She smashed Smokin’ Aces and everything else she’s touched. The sky is the limit with Alicia for she’s just starting out. She keeps her clothes on too. That’s whassup.
Jill Scott
Not your ideal woman? Whatever. I can’t let that get in the way of what I’m feelin‘.
Man Jilly is Philly. What am I supposed to say here? She’s a baaad girl through and through. Smooth Jazz whispered in my ear drum and songbird fingertips on my soul. Mad woman to hold, voice so bold, sorry brothas…I’m eternally sold.
Angela Bassett
How can I forget Angela. She’s a strong sensuality, mixed with normalcy that probably led her to become Courtney’s soulmate. Courtney Vance landed a queen. Name a role where she wasn’t hot. I loved her in Strange Days because she didn’t take any shit from anyone in the movie. Gotta love it when your girl has your back like that.
Sanaa Lathan
The best friend you wanna…. Sanaa’s beauty transcends the definition. She’s more than a look. She’s a life. I don’t sense danger or evil in her eyes even when she’s strong island like this. Love and Basketball, Brown Sugar, Disappearing Acts, Blade, The Best Man, The Wood…because of her, they all were good.
Eva Mendes
This lovely has that beauty that will hold on to ya and not let go. All she has to do is sit there. She can talk if she wants, but it doesn’t matter. She’s ridiculous. From Out of Time to Training Day and Hitch…Eva is South Beach personified.
Taral Hicks
Taral first banged us in the head in A Bronx Tale. She put us six feet under in Belly. The scene when she was walking, bouncing…all her beautiful Blackness shining. Wow. She can sing too.
I wish you bluebirds in the spring….I wish you love. Ashley Judd just does it for me. It could be that she reminds me of a fine ass bartender named Julie that I used to know, but who cares? The Kentucky Wildcat is a very talented actress and the Eye of the Beholder put me on to the career of Ashley Judd. Good work Dario. Now stay alive for your woman please?
Mya Harrison
She wowed us in All About Me. Mya can perform, dance, rap, sing and act. She’s another talent that just needs that one big shot to get over the top. Her features smack you in the face…just watch it ’cause she might set you up.
I have to say that there are some underground and mainstream “stars” that I think are fine
1. Nina Hartley (still hot and sexy at 52)
2. Vannessa Blue ( that beautiful chocolate body)
3. Janet Jac Me
4. Midori
5. Jody Watley
6. Jaquar Wright
7. Helen Mirren
8. Troy Breyer
9. Joyce Kennedy
10. Sheila E.
Wow, you got me with Helen Mirren but a damn good choice. For any that don’t know check her out back in the I, Claudius and Excalibur days. Hell, she still had it going on in that movie she did with Cuba Gooding a few years back.
Nina Hartley is still nice to this day. Something to be said for doing what you truly love for a living.
You guys are a trip!
Miz,
What about us ladies?
1. Chris Webber
Nuff said LOL!
All y’all need to go to church Sunday!!
Michelle say the word and I’ll do something for the ladies but you all gotta do the fella descriptions. No haps here sista. I’m all about the sugar and spice.
Yo man, you cats and your undercover broads!
Damn my computer needs a cold shower after the names you all told me to Google.
Man! LOL
Don’t know how I forgot Bootylicious, Ms. Deja and Ava Lauren.
Mizzo:
You know we get the bootlegs from Hustle-man on the block. Don’t act like it’s just me!
Can’t forget Delicious either.
Or is her name london.
Oh and I forgot about that fine sista Chrystale Wilson (ronnie from Players club….straight stallion). Might have to move her to my top ten.
CEvidence Vida Gurera ain’t been underground since the camera pictures dropped of her being bukked naked and shaking that laffy taffy.
Heck even the game made a song about her.
All man I forgot about my baby Syleena Johnson. Boy I love that sista she is absolutely gorgeous.
LOL….ok Mizzo! I’ve been on vacation, just got back. I swear, gone one week and the mice are electric sliding all over the damn place!
que? we’re not mice. It’s all Fudge’s fault. he drove us all out onto the street with our business, trading DVD’s and such.
Sista Michelle.
The so called mice weren’t just electric sliding. They (we) were moon walking, pop locking, tootsie rolling and cabbage patching all up and down the street.
Up in this piece getting our jam on like Morris day.
LOL!!!!
i GOT SOME MORE LADIES FOR YA
1. Darlene Ortiz – Ice -T ex lady
2. Tracey Reed – Mona in Car Wash
3. Cat Glover
4. Kim Bassinger
5. Mel B
6. Kim Fields
7. Sommore
8. Chante Moore
9. Lark Voorhees
10. Grace Jones ( I like them freaky sexy sistas)
I swear to you, Eric, on all that it is holy… I was with you till #10. seriously? Some of the girls on my Wrestling list are finer than Grace Jones. Hell CHYNA is finer than Grace Jones.
and for the white boys on the boards we were dancing to this like it was 1997.
HAHA I hear you Okori.
I just thought you were dancing to my boys Phil Collins or Billy Joel in the late 80s.
Its all good though…….
Grace is crazy as hell and she has a kicking body Okori and Grace has always had those striking features check out Boomerang or her early modeling pictures. I love sistas regardless if they are dark, light, or damn near white if a sista is fine she’s hot.
And one more fine sista That I love TACCARA !!!!! and if you don’t know you better check this fine sista out.
http://thefabuloustoccara.com/
Dang Eric I forgot about Taccara. Sista is straight fine as wine.
Grace Jones always scared me. I was too busy running in the other direction to think she was sexy. I do think Taccara is fine.
and Mizzo….. google Trish Stratus. Your comp will feel better.
Miranda, Origin,
That’s what I like most about TSF. You guys keep me laughing!
LOL Miranda I just read your comment. I can’t get that picture out of my head! lol. Imagine the meces doing that. Wow.
Welcome back. I hope you had a relaxing time. Where’d you go?
I forgot Toccara too?! Getting older sucks!!
Okori:
Don’t even try it!! LOL
try what? I’m still trying to finish an audit, and trying to figure out how to explain to my girl why it is i’m watching japanese women’s wrestling. it’s a hard life.
GOOD LAWD!!!! SHE JUST MADE 1-10 ON MY LIST!
Okori, I bow before you.
Fellas you are gonna get me killed. I’ve been hearing it from my girl all weekend and you’ve turned this post into an undercover love fest. Damn you all! Who went to church?
AG suggested Megan Fox at the Sixers game and I must agree. Her eyes are crazy.
I went.
I’ll be the first to say that I did not. Messin’ w/y’all all weekend, I couldn’t walk into the Man’s House w/”stuff” fresh on my mind.
You’re all heathens.
Now I’ve gotta update my video library.
BTW, I didn’t see Jennifer Hudson on anyone’s list either. That ain’t right.
Jordan Sparks is hot, but she’s barely legal. Don’t need Chris Hanson popping up outta nowhere.
Matthew how’d you feel when you took yo ass to church with all that sizzle on ya mind?
Yes nothing underage please!
Sizzle. LMAO!!!
Miz, thank God for His grace and mercy. I knew I wasn’t right.
I didn’t have to go to church. my girl helped me pick my undercovers out thank you very much.
and no bowing necessary. I’m just waiting for Mizz to remember that there is a challenge that he owes me.
I can’t help it fellas Janet Jacme, Vanessa Blue, and Nina Hartley are great “ACTRESSES” and have contributed to pleasure of millions.
Vanessa Blue
http://www.clubvanessablue.com/home.php?nats=fsl:signup:CVB,0,0,0,0
Janet Jacme
http://www.janetjacme.net/start1.htm
and i’m adding one more: Christina Hendricks. look that girl up. she is fine.
Okori this is for you. I’m feeling pretty nostalgic today.
http://video.google.com/videosearch?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4IBMA_en___US226&q=one+man+gang+wwf&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wv&oi=property_suggestions&resnum=0&ct=property-revision&cd=1#q=one%20man%20gang%20akeem&emb=0
TBR I see you that and raise you this:
Can’t pull up youtube at work gotta try it later on.
Lookin back on the OMG/Akeem, that was some racist stuff. Slick was my boy though. And I thought OMG had the best name for a finishing move – the 747.
You want Racist WWE stuff? How does Saba Simba sound? Or calling an olympic-level powerlifter Sexual Chocolate, having him date an 80-year-old white woman who gives birth to a hand, or call him the Silverback Gorilla?
Yeah I’m still ticked about the whole Mae Young thing.
i think everyone still is.
THat is why I hardly ever watch WWE. I prefer ROH and the indies instead.
Okori, your girl is keepin’ it pimpin’!!
Well, first of all, beautiful ain’t necessarily sexy although it helps.
The women whose images we see in Hollywood, black, white, Asian, Latina, or whatever, are, by and large simply beautiful. Depending on the day, i might give an entirely different lineup.
But I will say this, the women who do porn videos are far and away the sexiest to me because they’re by and large, young, very good looking to stunningly beautiful, they have enormous sexual drives and few if any of the inhibitions that are pushed upon women as a group by a society that glorifies violence but is scared to death and threatened silly by a woman using her sexuality as a source of power and pleasure.
Yeah, I’ll be melted by the stunning beauty of Jessica Alba, Megan Good, Jennifer Connolly and Scarlette Johannson, but give me Angel Dark, Teagan Presley, Adrianna Sage and Chiquita Lopez any day of the week. At least for one encounter.
Give me Janet Jacme and Vanessa Blue anytime, those two women are sexy.
Matthew Fudge I can’t believe I forgot about Jennifer Hudson. Yes the sista is beautiful.
Oh and Mizzo heck its hard to go to church now a days anyway. Some of these fine sistas wear the same clothes they had on at the club on Saturday night to church on Sunday mornings.
Now how are you gonna be able to focus on the lord on Sunday Morning when the sista next to you and in front of you got on a club outfit with her laffy taffy sticking out.
Sometimes I think I’m better off just staying at home and watching church on TVone.
Got to remember that the flesh is weak.
LOL!!!!
Ya’ll buggin’. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
Three things:
1. Kevdog, you thought a LOT about that. not saying it as a good or bad thing. just saying it.
2. Not to derail this subject, because it’s fun, but hey Mizz…. did you forget about the challenge you accepted?
3: If we’re including undercover girls I’m gonna go with Jewel De’Nyle and walk the hell out of here.
Nah I haven’t forgotten Okori. I apologize. This book is deservedly taking up a lot of my time. No free moments here.
oh ok. cuz I was thisclose to like getting…… REALLY annoyed.
cuz most of that stuff is on the internet at this point.