Friday Fire: What Was Your Most Awkward Break Up?
I was gonna get real crazy with this one, but I’ll save that for later.Can’t do it J. lol
Are you the heart breaker or the heart broken?
Richard Jefferson is a nice cat. He’s one of the best guys in sports. He’s always chill in the locker room and pretty much gives you whatever you want in that setting. That being said, if dude broke up with his fiance by email, that kinda sucks. Right? I mean a 500k wedding is a lot less that signing off on a megaquizillion fa fillion jackpot down the road…resulting in a jilted ex-wife starring in her own reality show…opposite a bunch of Leviathan lookin’ pool boys…who think they can ball…right? RJ I’m with you bruh. Trust!! Ladies…Don’t g-g-g-g-g-get me (Yo, this dude…). Stay away…Hey, just look in my pockets ma. You’ll be pinchin’ a
bunch of cookie dust.
Anyway, since it’s Freeeday, let’s get it this way. What was your most awkward break up? I’m not trying to open up any wounds. It ain’t that serious. Too much of that going around here lately. Don’t want you breaking the glass on your desk or anything.
I’ll take it all the way back to fifth grade for you. Remember those cot damn notes all folded up nice with pretty handwriting adorning the outside? Sometimes they smell all Liz Clairborned up. Yea those.
Well this sucka for love ass brotha got his heart broke as a young buck in that sort of way. Dude, she sat right next to me in Mr. Lyons class….smelling all good…rockin’ the baby hair. What was a brotha to do fellas? So, she’d been asking every day if I would give her a dollar so she could buy this strawberry lip gloss…from AVON…and after like 5 times….ay she was fine…I cracked and told her the stip was she had to be my girl. It was cool for a while. We held hands under the desk and got our little pecks hear and there outside at recess, but when that damn lip gloss came in? I was left holding one of those pretty notes shaking my head because it read:
“I quit you!”
Baby boy tears. I was crushed. Took me the whole damn year to get her back and it was only because of Peaches and Herb. Reunited baby…reunited.
Yeah, yeah it was fifth grade. Ya gotta wait for the book.
Whatchu got?
Have a peace weekend.
Junior in High School….. Loren Scott.
This girl was stupid as the day was long but boy she had me shook. Coming and going it was like liquid sin. So i did what all love-struck people do: I did something moronic.
I wrote her a love letter and put it in her locker. What I did not realize is that A: a 300-pound Jabba the Hut lookalike is not appealing and B: that she was a nasty mean pig of a woman, whose body’s evil was matched only by her own personality. So what did she do? she made copies. handed them out to EVERYONE. That was fun.
Been on both ends of this one: As a heartbreaker I told the girl I dated through most of high school that I wasn’t taking her to the senior prom. Automatic grounds for my dismissal and why not she was going to the military and I to Tennessee. We went on the junior prom and her dad drove us and picked us up – not cool. And besides I had a female who I had been close with since 7th grade that I promised to take. The long and short was that everyone had a good time and no drama.
The second was more serious and very sad. Dated a girl who called me up one night and said that she wanted to kill herself. After she broke down, she began to explain how her dad had been sexually involved with her for years. She told me that her mother and sister knew and that they went to counseling and her mother pretty much blocked it out. He stood well over 6 feet tall and you can tell he ran things in the house. She also had a young son but never mentioned his father and he seemed underdeveloped for his age, I would hate to think that he fathered his own grandchild!
Funny thing when I met him he said to me, “Oh your’re seeing (we’ll call her Dana) I said,” yes” he replied, “Ah, she’s no good.”
I wonder why.
If I were Mitch Kupchak, my most awkward break up with have to be the ones with Trevor Ariza and Lamar Odom. The Lakers lose Ariza for an older, shorter (albeit more talented) player with less of an outside game. They’ll probably lose Odom to the Miami Heat after Wade’s people ponied up $35M to the table.
Mitch needs a Mr. Fix It.
Never had one.
of course you didn’t Michelle. You probably just had boys snapping their necks when you walked by.