You Can’t Spell Oscar Buzz Without the Big Z
Black people don’t usually watch the Academy Awards, aka the Oscars, unless their own are being nominated. Sunday night Facebook was buzzing, like it usually does on important awards or Obama night. We all were tuned into to see if supporting actress favorite Monique did the expected. The woman whose “fout filtt mouth” (as my mom would describe) was once the reason I couldn’t watch “The Queens of Comedy”, took the stage in Hollywood to accept the award most blacks were crossing their fingers for.
Beating out the likes of the foreign beauty Penelope Cruz and others, Monique, with her Baltimore-bred self, accepted the statue in style thanking her foremother Hattie McDaniels and gave her speech minus the Halle Berry sobs. Monique’s clean sweeping her category at other awards ceremonies over the last couple months and while I don’t remember any of those speeches, but this one stuck out. She opened up by thanking the academy for honoring the performance. Not being swayed by politics, she turned around, thanked Oprah and Tyler Perry. Had they not touched Precious, no one would have saw it. So with this brief speech I had to change my FB status to agree with Ms. Monique and her own contradiction because baby, it is about politics.
Just like sports.
Don’t worry the relevancy of the opening paragraph is coming.
So while Monique had to step outside her comfort zone of comedic movies to play an abusive mother in “Precious”, it was because of that performance that she received the notoriety. And it’s because of the recent loss of Shaquille O’Neal that Big Z aka Zydrunas Ilgauskas is much needed and will more than likely re-sign with the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Despite GM Danny Ferry’s decision to up and trade the 7’3 center for Antawn Jamison of the Washington Wizards, it was a foregone conclusion that Z was going to return to the city of Cleveland. The plan has to be executed as planned by the big men in the bigger offices…or else the wheels will fall off the bandwagon before the NBA Playoffs begin. Either that or LeBron will be forced to put up 40 on a consistent basis. In a March 4th article Big Z’s agent, Herb Rudoy, admitted, “He’s got a big emotional investment in Cleveland, in the city and the team. Yet, on the other hand, he was not happy to be used as a pawn in the trade.” And what grown man, who’s comfortable being a valuable player on a team wouldn’t be (Note I didn’t say most valuable, so don’t get salty Cavs fans)? So Ilgauskas will do as secretly desired (after being traded by the Cavs and bought out by the Wizards) because the sports world knows the “King” wants a ring, Mike Brown needs a ring and Jay-Z and the New Jersey Nets are just one Roc signal away.
And it’s sad.
A man that once had worth to his team wasn’t immediately being missed as long as the paint was being covered by the only man in the league who gives himself nicknames. His absence wasn’t too much of an issue as the wins were racking up and the C’s stayed atop the league. Oh, but things change. This is the NBA for Christ-sake. Where season ending surgeries randomly happen or you can wake up in another color uniform two days after playing your heart out in DC. Just ask Jamison. (Sorry if that felt a little personal).
See, Jamison’s on court consistency was all the Wizards had left of late owner Abe Polin’s team that hadn’t been damaged by former franchise player Gilbert Arenas and his locker room gun foolery. And while Abe might be rolling over in his grave a little you can’t blame the deceased. Ilgauskas never suited up in a Wizards uniform after the trade on February 17. The Wizards didn’t benefit from the Cavs send off. Instead they had everybody’s favorite owner Mark Cuban to thank for sending Josh Howard East and providing Washingtonians with a little more breath to survive the rest of the season.
See, this hasn’t been tagged as the Wizards’ year, so the organization didn’t have much to lose or gain. Everyone wants to see LeBron and the Cavs take what could have been theirs last year. However, let’s keep in mind, it’s LeBron and the Cavs, not Ilgauskas and the Cavs. But in order for them to do damage against the West, aka the Lakers, all the pieces have to fit nice and snug.
No room for error. No room for adlibs or another take. This isn’t a movie.
This is the NBA where your feelings and love for a team and city really don’t matter, unless you’re being profiled in a soft news story. And waiting for the day when you finally get the award of the night is no laughing matter until your name is called and the movie critics are stunned you beat out the vets in the game. Teams are starting to bite at Zydrunas Ilgauskas but is he really biting back? Or is he teasing the Cavaliers, fans and the media for more than 15 minutes of fame? Big Z’s role was decent when he was sent packing by Cleveland…now it’s the role to portray when the real production and outcome of the movie’s success relies on you—the supporting actor/actress.
Please, by all means just ask Monique.
Because after all, it’s about the performance and not the politics, right?
Good read
nice comparison there!
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I was gonna read the precious story and tossed it instead. no more time for that blac’-man hating/destroying stuff.
buffoon master Perry and Oprah involved eh! do these two ever see anything like Precious and Purple that does not start their saliva flowing?
I dont mind Monique but I wont see her ‘work’ here, because I wont waste my time and money to see precious in any format…. at the theatre or at home on the movie channel.
one good result: Perrys mention or appearance always chases me back to the work of Spike Lee, a true film maker…period.
and for Oprah there is always Ishmael Reed, a real writer who can speak the word, the truth.
P… on the Oscars! and on Precious! all of it…including Monique’s role!
On the other hand its thrilling to see the Cavs already annointed king of the east and handed the the west-killing job come april and may.
well why not..bar a keltic uprising at just the right time!
or heaven forbids…. a Raptor synthesis and magical spring that turns the world on its head.!
if it was not known before it ought to be known by now, I am a dabbler in outright fantasies and dreams.
but dreams can come true! ask Gabrielle!
Mr. mapoui you make some very valid points.
Many of the points you made I have thought about and struggled with not just with this Oscars award show……..but with countless others.
I guess thats why I refuse to watch the Oscars now.
I stopped watching the Oscars when they didn’t nominate “Do the right thing.”
And then not nominating “Hoop Dreams” was the final straw.
Same here Kevdog.
And “Malcom X” not getting a sniff. Not a sniff.
But Denzel can win an Oscar for training day. One of the worst movies he has ever been in.
I used to have such problems too Origin!
its tuff when you grow up conditioned by anti-self nonsense.
with consciousness, your life can turn into a long effort to correct such conditioning, and achieve some measure of sane, self-centred, self-loving behaviour.
we have been captured by opprotunists…the blac misleadership class who have ‘benefitted’ most from the civil right movement and independence struggles, who have sold out blac people the world over
I dont understand Winfreys activity in this area. was Winfrey devasted by the blac men in her life?
not more than most as far as I know!
but Winfrey does appear to have the consolation of her father, who from ther glimpse of him I have had on film in his barber shp and well-kept small home, is a man of immense emotional strength and personal integrity.
if one is looking for reasons for Winfreys perseverance and success they would stop for sure at her fathers’ door and look no further.
so where does this production of films abusive of blac men by Winfrey come from, save like the blac misleadership class she represents, she is completely phillistine, capitalising on a profitable stream that caters to the cultivated and degraded tastes and desires of white people, to see blac people humiliated.
Perry and Winfrey are bathing in a deep and degraded sea here, dark and filty waters for profit….expoilting human emotional illness rather than pushing the progressive, the saving and enlightening.
( and instead of dark and filthy waters I should leave out the dark and just say filthy….
my own self-cleansing is incomplete!)
ha ha haha
http://www.counterpunch.org/reed02122010.html
informative dialogue here between Sapphire, author of Precious/Ismael Reed on the film Precious…in the New York Times, collected complete on Counterpunch website