Let’s get this out: I don’t really watch the NFL. Like I know who people are and I know what the basic stories are. But I don’t really have the kind of knowledge I need. So I’m going to do what I do best -pick based on other reasons. Maybe I’ll pick against your team because your entire fanbase are a collection of obnoxious goons. Who can say?
1:00 PM EST.
Carolina vs NY Giants: Ric Flair gets me this one. Panthers BIG. Also, Mike Francesa in NYC will blow a gasket if the Giants get worked.
Atlanta at Pittsburgh: Falcons. I will pick against Ben Rapeslisberger all year on principle.
Cleveland at Tampa Bay: This game is awful. Just awful. I’ll pick the Bucs in hopes that they go back to the creamsicle uni’s.
Denver at Jacksonville: Denver. Although, rooting against Tebow could become a possibility.
Indianapolis at Houston: Indy. It’s not the playoffs yet so Peyton won’t choke here.
Miami at Buffalo: Jim Kelly ain’t walking through that door, Bills fans. Sorry. Dolphins.
Detroit at Chicago: This ain’t hockey. So the Bears win.
Oakland at Tennessee: Tennessee. Maybe Chris Johnson will go so fast today he will break the speed barrier.
Cincy at NE: Bengals. Brian Pillman got me this one.
San Francisco at Seattle: San Francisco. I am from there after all.
Green Bay at Philadelphia: Packers. Dark-green beats emerald-green.
Dallas at Washington: Cowboys. I root against Washington until they change their name.
Monday Night predictions on Monday.